Friday, January 8, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you
normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist.

"But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other
patients."
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What I tell you in darkness, that speak ye in light: and
what ye hear in the ear, that preach ye upon the housetops.

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to
kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy
both soul and body in hell. Are not two sparrows sold for a
farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground
without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all
numbered.

Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many
sparrows. Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men,
him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny
before my Father which is in heaven. -Matthew 10:27

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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