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Elderly Jokes :: #2170
By J .Kikstra from parksville on Vancouver Island British Columbia Canada
An elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a long divorce trial. The judge asked why they wanted a divorce after having been married for nearly 70 years. They answered:" We wanted to wait, till after the kids had died".
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Security :: #39
By Peter Prestipino - A7Alarms.com from Chicago USA.
SECURITY TIP: Check the doors
A lock on a flimsy door is about as effective as locking your car door but leaving the window down.
· All outside doors should be metal or solid wood.
· If your doors don't fit tightly in their frames, install weather stripping around them.
· Install a peephole or wide angle viewer in all entry doors so you can see who is outside without opening the door. Door chains break easily and don't keep out intruders.
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