Sunday, August 31, 2014

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Pickup Jokes :: #6468
By Adam from Franklin TN USA.

Guy: Is you dad still in jail?

Girl: For what?

Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!




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Money :: #1759
By Joey from USA.

Money Savings on Preparing Meals
Whole Chicken or a roast is the very best buy for any family. Bake a chicken; serve the drumsticks, wings, and thighs first. Save the Breast for sandwiches and the back for soup. A roast, cook until tender and serve it as a roast the first night, next night tacos, next night maybe burritos, or hash. You will find that you not only have wonderful meals but also saving a lot of money, and your family will love your creativeness.

 
 
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

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Doctors Jokes :: #103
By Paulina A. Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."

The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."



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One-Liners :: #320
By Rachel Geller from Newport USA.

Being Courageous
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

- Thomas Fuller

 
 
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