Joke of the day - Running Errands

The Lackluster Limo Driver Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE There was this limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer... All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

Running Errands Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi I work for a security company that transports cash, and part of my job is to work with police if a crew is robbed. One afternoon my wife and I were packing to move, when I received a call to report to a crime scene. "I have to go," I told my wife. "Two of our guards have been held up at gunpoint at a superstore." As I dashed out the door, she called, "While you're there, pick up some big cardboard boxes."

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