Joke of the day - Did You Miss Me That Much?

It's Probably Okay, Dad Family Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."

Did You Miss Me That Much? Relationship Jokes Submitted by HENNE My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked. "No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com If You Toot Your Horn "If you toot your horn TOO loud, you can't hear the rest of the band playing."

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Joke of the day - Change of Plans

Reporting for Duty Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. "It's not going to work for me," he said, panicked. "Why not?" I asked. "Because I use my Guard pay for spending money." "So?" "For the past ten years, I've been telling my wife that I serve for free!"

Change of Plans Marriage Jokes Submitted by HENNE A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?" "Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans because, uh..." His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Fred!" Fred was completely silent. After a long pause, the wife continued, "You know, it's just ridiculous! Fred simply will not use any navigation devices or ask for directions!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com None So Blind "There are none so blind as those that can see."

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