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| Modern Garage Door Opener
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by srg My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, "I love my new garage-door opener."
"I love mine too," my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.
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| Thank You, UPS
Work Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean After my wife landed a coveted job offer from UPS, we went out of town to celebrate.
While on our trip, she was contacted by the company's Human Resources department with an urgent request to complete and send back her tax forms.
"No problem," she said. "I'll FedEx them right over."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Meeting A Few Wrong People It hurts to love someone and not to be loved in return, but is more painful to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
Maybe we're supposed to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. Then, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. |
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