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Microsoft Jokes :: #587
By Mark O. from Chicago USA.
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
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Words of Knowledge :: #438
By Jeff Newman from Loveland USA.
A kind word
Pleasant words fall from the lips of virtuous men,
Full of tenderness and free from deceit.
Better than a gift given with a joyous heart
Are sweet words spoken with a cheerful smile.
-Tirukkural
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