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Q:How do you know you're not a kid anymore?

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=> When I was a kid I read the "Progressive" magazine with great zeal. I now wear "progressive" tri-focal glasses.

=> When I was a kid a large section of my brain was focused on one task, worry about what other people think so that I could know what I should think, do, wear, buy, etc. Nowadays, I have a large part of my brain focused on one task; remind myself what day today is. Who has time to worry about what others think when I can't remember if it's Monday or Saturday?

=> When I was a kid I thought the world made no sense and nobody knows nothing. Nowadays I know the world makes no sense and nobody knows nothing.

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