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Marriage Jokes :: #3910
By from USA.
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, "Dear, what would you like for your present?"
Wife: I really don't think I should say.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.
Husband: well, then, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I'd really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much
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Love & Dating :: #623
By lauryn flynn from adelaide Australia
~*Special people*~
Some people make the world more special by just being in it!
I know someone special!
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