Friday, January 22, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

An old pastor made it a weekly practice to visit his church
school classes one day every week. One week he walked into
the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the
states. He asked them how many states they could name.

The students were able to recall 40 names. The pastor
jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names
of all the states.

One 4th grader did not find him humorous. "Yes," he said,
"but in those days there were only 13."
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For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare
ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they
measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves
among themselves, are not wise.

But we will not boast of things without our measure, but
according to the measure of the rule which God hath
distributed to us, a measure to reach even unto you. For we
stretch not ourselves beyond our measure, as though we
reached not unto you: for we are come as far as to you also
in preaching the gospel of Christ: not boasting of things
without our measure, that is, of other men's labours; but
having hope, when your faith is increased, that we shall be
enlarged by you according to our rule abundantly, to preach
the gospel in the regions beyond you, and not to boast in
another man's line of things made ready to our hand.

But he that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord. For not he
that commendeth himself is approved, but whom the Lord
commendeth. -2 Corinthians 10:12

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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