Joke of the day - Gray Haired Mommies

Taking the Bakery Job Puns Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I took the job at a bakery... Because I kneaded dough!

Gray Haired Mommies Family Jokes Submitted by Michael Stephen Douglas My aunt and her 7 year-old daughter, Lisa, were talking at breakfast one morning when Lisa said, "Mommy, how come you have these gray hairs coming in on the top of your head?" My Aunt replied, "Well sweetie, every time that you make mommy worry or tell a lie, I get a new gray hair." Lisa, having this perplexed look on her face, then raises her head to look my aunt straight in the eyes. She then asks, "Is that why grandma is all gray mommy?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Keep Those Hands Clean Many prefer to dirty their words when confronting a problem instead of dirtying their hands.

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