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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is
mother was working.
"Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked.
"But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom.
"Because Dad said he's going to spank me as sure as my
name's Benjamin!"
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And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto
you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the
chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of
him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth
every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons;
for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if
ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then
are ye bastards, and not sons.
Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected
us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be
in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live? For they
verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure;
but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his
holiness.
Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but
grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable
fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.
Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble
knees; and make straight paths for your feet, lest that
which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be
healed. -Hebrews 12:5
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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