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Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe
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And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again,
and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may
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And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know. Thomas saith
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we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the
truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by
me. If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also:
and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.
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