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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

How do you like these business slogans?

Bakery: "It's nice to be kneaded."

Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet...
miss a car payment."

Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

Operating Room Entrance: "May I Cut In?"

Photographer's Studio: "Out to Lunch: If not back by five,
out for Dinner also."

Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels."

Proctologist's Door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

Sanitarium Door: "Nobody leaves here mad."

Store Window: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can
come here?"

Undertaker's Window: "Drive carefully. We can wait."

Waterbed Shop: "Your vinyl resting place."
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Where is your final resting place?

Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe
also in me. In my Father's house are many mansions: if it
were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place
for you.

And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again,
and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may
be also.

And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know. Thomas saith
unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can
we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the
truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by
me. If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also:
and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.
-John 14:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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