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Floating with the Dying

One evening while volunteering at a hospice, I was sitting at the bedside of a man who was in the final stages of dying. I was holding the hand of a total stranger who was dying of an unknown disease.

Well it was "unknown" to me. While I was there holding his hand, he died. The moment he "left his body" I started to float up towards the ceiling.

Then I heard someone cry, an "Oh my God he has stopped breathing and I'm starting to grieve" kind of whaling cry. It was coming from a woman sitting on the other side of the bed from me. She apparently knew the recently deceased a whole lot better than I did.

I looked down and started to return to my body, wondering what was happening. I wished she had not started crying. I liked that floating thing, whatever it was.

As a result, I no long have a fear of dying. I do, however, have a fear of women crying at my bed side.

- Jim Oliver

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