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Idiots Jokes :: #2760
By Jacob from Monticello IN USA.
Two cowboy ranchers in Texas, they each had their own horse, but they could never tell them apart. So the first cowboy said, "I've got it!" The second cowboy said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let's do it!" So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse. But after a while the main grew back. The cowboys are having a really hard time telling them apart. Then the one cowboy said, "I've got it! "What? What? What's your idea now? says the other" "I'll cut the tail on my horse really small." "Alright! Let's do it!" So he cut the tail really short. But after a while it grew back. "Then the second cowboy said, "OK, this time I've got it!" You take the black one and I'll take white one!!!!"
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Love & Dating :: #322
By Austin Stottsberry from Pittsburgh USA.
Loved ones
When a man's effort to raise high his family is unremitting,
His work will prosper of itself even if he makes no plans.
The world will surround and wish to befriend the man
Who, without wrongdoing, prospers in life to uplift loved ones.
-Tirukkural
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