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| An Extra 'B'
Food Jokes
Submitted by ERS A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him when a bee went inside.
The man cried out, "Waiter, Waiter, there's a bee in my alphabet soup!"
The waiter said, "Yes, sir, and I believe all the other letters are there too."
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| It's In the Wording
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate."
"Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work endless hours. It will some day enable men to span the universe and light years of travel will soon become mere seconds in time."
"And that, my master, is fate?"
"Oh, fate! I thought you said freight."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Life In A Glass An Optimistic person sees the glass of water as half full.
The Pessimistic person sees it half empty.
The Blessed Man will just drink it. |
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