Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Here's some simple advice for you to consider:

Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your
favorite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks,"
simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

Ladies: If invited to a fancy party, go wearing hair rollers,
so that the hostess will think you are going somewhere REALLY
important afterwards.

Drivers: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you,
beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should
help the car start and send the stranded driver on his way.

Men: When listening to your favorite CD, simply turn up the
sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three
notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.
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Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and
likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not
power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also
the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
-1 Corinthians 7:3

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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