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Little Johnny Jokes :: #15240
By Vivienne from Onitsha Anambra Nigeria
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and
staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque, too, he
said quietly, "Good morning son."
"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, not taking his eyes off
the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.
"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly,
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"
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Career Skills :: #890
By Dr. Jerry Bills, CPRW from West Palm Beach, Florida USA.
Resume formats (styles)
Resumes are generally written in three basic styles (with some written with a blend of each). The most common style is called "Reverse Chronological" and employment information is presented starting with the most recent position backwards. The second most common style is called "Functional" and skill sets are emphasized with employment history understated. This style works well for the person with large gaps in employment or, frankly, with something to hide. Finally, there are times when a pure "Chronological" style, with employment history listed in order from the first position to the most current position, can be effective - particularly in the career fields of medicine and teaching.
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