Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

During the cold winter a family was preparing to go out for
an evening activity. The wife, who was normally bustling
about getting the children ready to leave, was this evening
instead standing right inside the front door, her arms full
of coats.

And instead of being prepared to leave, her four small
children were busy running circles around her playing one of
their non-stop games of tag.

Her husband, coming down the stairs, was shocked at the
spectacle.

"Honey," he said, "What are you doing just standing there?
We'll be late!"

"Here," his wife replied, handing him the coats with a smug
smile, "I thought that this time you would like to have the
privilege of putting the children into their coats, while I
go and honk the horn for you."
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Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the
church, and gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and
cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that he
might present it to himself a glorious church, not having
spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be
holy and without blemish.

So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He
that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet
hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even
as the Lord the church: for we are members of his body, of
his flesh, and of his bones. -Ephesians 5:20

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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