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| My Pet's Name
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.
I named my pet, "Peeve."
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| The After-Shock
Family Jokes
Submitted by HENNE The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Give, Accept, Heart, & Soul To Give love is best. It nurtures the Soul. To Accept failure transcends the Soul to know humility and to move on.
The final recipe for the two ingredients above is contentedness of the Heart and most importantly, the Soul. |
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