Joke of the day - Really, 10 Years?

Unable to Drink Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by sravanthi A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, buddy. I can't serve you." "Why not?" the snake asks. "Because you can't hold your liquor."

Really, 10 Years? Marriage Jokes Submitted by stee My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was. "Oh, we've been married ten years," I said. "Really?" she asked. "But you look so happy?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The World's A Stage The problem isn't that "All the world's a stage"… The problem is that all the actors are amateurs and without scripts.

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