Saturday, April 29, 2017

Joke of the day - Really, 10 Years?

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Unable to Drink
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by sravanthi

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, buddy. I can't serve you."

"Why not?" the snake asks.

"Because you can't hold your liquor."

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Really, 10 Years?
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by stee

My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.

"Oh, we've been married ten years," I said.

"Really?" she asked. "But you look so happy?"

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