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Joke of the day - Shipwrecked Golfer

Keep A Firm Grasp One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Keep a very firm grasp on reality... That way you can strangle it at any time.

Shipwrecked Golfer Golf Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Robinson Crusoe, the shipwrecked golfer, made the best of his tiny island. When a cruise liner spotted his distress signals and sent a boat to investigate, the landing party was amazed to find a crude but recognizable nine-hole course which the castaway had played with driftwood woods, whalebone and coral putter and balls carved out of pumice stone. "Quite a layout," said the officer in charge of the rescuers. "You're too kind, it's very rough and ready," the goatskin-clad golfer responded. Then he smiled slyly, "I am however, quite proud of the water hazard."

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