Monday, July 19, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A friend recently confided to me, "Skinny people irritate
me! Especially when they say things like, 'You know,
sometimes I just forget to eat.' I've forgotten my address,
my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never
forgotten to eat. You have to have a special kind of memory
to forget to eat.
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Is God important enough to you that you don't forget Him?

I will bless the LORD, who hath given me counsel: my reins
also instruct me in the night seasons. I have set the LORD
always before me: because he is at my right hand, I shall
not be moved.

Therefore my heart is glad, and my glory rejoiceth: my flesh
also shall rest in hope. For thou wilt not leave my soul in
hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see
corruption.

Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is
fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for
evermore. -Psalms 16:7

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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