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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Someone (I do not know who, but their genius far exceeds
mine) came up with this humorous list to help you recognize
the signs of the times for 2010:
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to
eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for
dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup
to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
newborn so she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
to see if anyone is home.
9. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date
and now sells for half the price you paid.
10. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause
for panic and turning around to go get it.
11. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
12. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food
bags out of the back seat of your car.
13. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that
they do not have e-mail addresses.
14. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
15. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
16. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it
notes.
17. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in
person.
18. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
19. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
your coffee.
20. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your
E-mail on your way back to bed.
21. You're reading this.
22. Even worse; you may even forward it to someone else.
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What signs do you seek for this age in time?
But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word
of God, and keep it. And when the people were gathered thick
together, he began to say, This is an evil generation: they
seek a sign; and there shall no sign be given it, but the
sign of Jonas the prophet.
For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also
the Son of man be to this generation. The queen of the south
shall rise up in the judgment with the men of this
generation, and condemn them: for she came from the utmost
parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and,
behold, a greater than Solomon is here.
The men of Nineve shall rise up in the judgment with this
generation, and shall condemn it: for they repented at the
preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is
here.
No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a
secret place, neither under a bushel, but on a candlestick,
that they which come in may see the light. The light of the
body is the eye: therefore when thine eye is single, thy
whole body also is full of light; but when thine eye is
evil, thy body also is full of darkness. Take heed therefore
that the light which is in thee be not darkness.
If thy whole body therefore be full of light, having no part
dark, the whole shall be full of light, as when the bright
shining of a candle doth give thee light. -Luke 11:28
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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