Joke of the day - The Magic Penny

Do the Unthinkable One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable... They read the manual!

The Magic Penny Family Jokes Submitted by Mary We had just finished tucking our five kids into bed when three-year-old Billy began to wail. Turns out, he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny that he had in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it, and demanded, "Do it again!"

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