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| A Couple of Pigeons
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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| What Would You Be?
School Jokes
Submitted by srg A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't excited about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?"
"Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student.
"Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a football fan."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Love and Marriage "Love is never security. Love is a state in which there is no desire to be secure, it is a state of vulnerability."
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