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| Handy Around the House.
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Douglas Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything.
Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new.
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| Saving A Shirt
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....
MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I... yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
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WisdomTips.com The Ultimate Referee If there really is a battle between good and evil, then each of us should be the referee. It should not be the politicians, theologians, or anyone else. |
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