Saturday, June 12, 2010

WeeklyJokes.com #53

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Here is this week's joke from WeeklyJokes.com.


Q: What is your greatest fear?

A: The moment after I die having a loud voice yell in my ear, "You blew it! You were supposed to make a series of decisions that would lead you to become a sponge diver in Madagascar and in your free time discover a cure for navel lint. And your kids were supposed to discover a cure for mediocrity and bureaucracy."

So my biggest fear is having a purgatory bureaucrat Monday-morning-quarterback my mortal life.

If this does happen, I hope I have the presence of "mind" to reply, "Excuse me, but life on Earth did not come with a manual or training material!"


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