Tuesday, January 21, 2014

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Animal Jokes :: #23679
By Anonymous from USA.

What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?

"Mmmm, sandwiches!"



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Words of Knowledge :: #304
By Xavier Gonzalez from San Antonio USA.

Learning from failure
You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. . . . Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.

-- Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge

 
 
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