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Lawyer Jokes :: #20414 By Anonymous from USA. After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Grey – after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?" "I did," she said calmly. "And when was that?" quipped the D.A. "When he asked for seconds!" she replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     People skills :: #4143 By Gordon from Markham Canada Friends Live your life so that you have friends you can always count on; and live it so that you don't have to.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com