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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was
taking a psychology course at university.
"Oh, great," I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in
the family."
"No, no," he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology
until next semester."
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How abnormal is your family?
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy
nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the
praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his
marvellous light: which in time past were not a people, but
are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but
now have obtained mercy.
Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims,
abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;
Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that,
whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by
your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the
day of visitation. -1 Peter 2:9
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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