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They're Biting Today Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by ERS "Poor Old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught so far?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth today."
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Denver or Salt Lake City? Airplane Jokes Submitted by ERS I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99," she said "but there is a stopover."
"Where?"
"In Denver," she said.
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