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Animal Jokes :: #22543 By El Cass from Smithfield Va USA. A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son. A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that's END-STINK. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #4330 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. SAME THING IN, DIFFERENT THINGS OUT A computer needs an operating system, like "Windows", before it can process input into anything that is meaningful; the human mind also uses an operating system called "Assumptions", which is required before it can process input into anything that is meaningful. Unlike a computer, each of us uses a different operating system; this means that each of us can process the same input into things that mean something different for each of us.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com