Monday, December 19, 2016

Are We Dangerous?

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Where Were You?
Police Jokes
Submitted by shopin55

The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?

I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."

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Are We Dangerous?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

Two snakes are walking down the street. "Oh man, I have to ask you something!" the little one said.

"What is it?" replied the other snake.

"Are we poisonous?"

The other one replied, "Of course we are, why?"

"Because I just bit my lip."

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