Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Joke of the day - Daughter's Big News

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Heavy Lifting
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.


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Daughter's Big News
Family Jokes
Submitted by Marty

The Phone Rings….

(Mother) Hello
(Daughter) Hi Mom!

(Mother) Honey, I haven’t head from you in months, is everything OK?
(Daughter) I just wanted to let you know I’m in my 3rd trimester.

(Mother) You’re PREGNANT?!?!
(Daughter) Nooooo! I went off to college remember?


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