Saturday, July 30, 2016

Joke of the day - Hammer In the Nails

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I've Learned My Lesson
Police Jokes
Submitted by ERS

I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.

“So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop.

“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it's time to find a new way home from work.”

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Hammer In the Nails
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier.

Rather than to take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and pound the package into the ground so no one would know.

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. "The carpet looks wonderful!" she exclaimed. "Here are your nails, I found them in the kitchen. By the way, have you seen my phone?"

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If we were only considering the social behavior of mankind and of the great apes, we could very well conclude that the great apes evolved from man.


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