| ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_shb0RYDkM4Be26RLNo9i0ZSGm_cCU_04F4O7Y1kAEmiihLLjaN_LlJixhjjO9-UZ1uin99LT-ecDvmM5rLHduAIazlvcfRqV12WMpEP0XnJL4sMfc=s0-d) Miscellaneous Jokes :: #14295 By Minie me from Sunyy coast QLD Australia A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it." Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vP0jbTQPradTsy9HYtdF8-w4OKRHuWn66laQZWJJOpfG59B2NkmjKfZynr4x3AnLvZE9NNfc6UkZCD7r8BGWrl3o_Oc4C2Np-VRpt4epns3h02vg=s0-d) One-Liners :: #345 By Jaime Durbin from Manchester USA. Looking around us Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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