Joke of the day - Phat Cat Grumpy

Reason for Visit Marriage Jokes Submitted by srg Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor. Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

Phat Cat Grumpy Animal Jokes Submitted by Marty A brown and white Showshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side. I remarked that this was an odd sight to see. My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Virtue of Being Vertical We are just like an hourglass… Seldom accomplishes anything when horizontal.

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