Joke of the day - Runner's Euphoria

Minute Meal Food Jokes Submitted by HENNE Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

Runner's Euphoria Misc Jokes Submitted by stee A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 am jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what "runner's euphoria" was. "Runner's euphoria," he explained, "is what I feel at 5:30 am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Time Value Treasure every moment that you have! Treasure it even more, when you share with someone special, special enough to spend their time with you. Remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

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