Joke of the day - Marriage Certificate

Eating Light Bulbs Doctor Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor. The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"

Marriage Certificate Marriage Jokes Submitted by virgogal Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com On Wisdom It takes a lot of Wisdom to know that Wisdom holds the solution to most problems. A bit of a catch 22, but lucky are those who see it.

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