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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16260 By nicole long from eagle mountain utah USA. Just something funny to read. 1) It's better to be crazy & know it than being sane & doubt it. 2) I'm lost. I've gone out to find me. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait. 3) I live in my own little world!!! But that's okay, cause they know me there. 4) No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk... 5) Daydreaming is way better than school! 6) Education is the progressive relation of our ignorance. 7) Insanity: A perfectly normal change to a normal mind. 8) The voices in my head are snoring. 9) Me? Psychotic? What gave you that idea? 10) I'm not crazy! It's the rest of you that are freaks! 11) You say I'm psycho like it's a bad thing! 12) Insanity in individuals is something rare but in groups, parties, nations, & epochs... it is the rule!!! 13) Only two things are infinite: the universe, & human stupidity... 14) My fist & your teeth have an appointment... 15) If nobody is perfect then hi, my name is Nobody. 16) Caution: Professionals at work 17) I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. 18) Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!!! 19) Lifting weights are fun!!! Use your siblings to your advantage. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #2036 By Bjorn Perks from George South Africa Friendship It takes 1 minute to meet a new friend, 1 hour to admire and respect them, 1 day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com