Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Joke of the day - 50 Years Together

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The Worst Memory
Family Jokes
Submitted by Laugh and Enjoy Life

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory.

Amanda: She forgets everything?

Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

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50 Years Together
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage?

His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years."

"Twice a week, you say?"

"Yeah. She goes out on Tuesday and I go out on Friday."

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The Tip of The Day from
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Clinging to Wealth

"The bliss of a truth-seeking life is attainable for anyone who follows the path of unselfishness. If you cling to your wealth, it is better to throw it away than let it poison your heart. But if you don't cling to it but use it wisely, then you will be a blessing to people. It's not wealth and power that enslave men but the clinging to wealth and power."

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