Joke of the day - Bad Baby

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Bad Baby Family Jokes Submitted by HENNE Due to a power outage, the house was very dark. The paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. After little Connor was born, the paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom. He began to cry. The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank him again!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Conscience "Conscience gets the credit most of the time, where as it should actually go to cowardice." - Mark Twain -

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