Joke of the day - I'm Still Ahead

What's In Between One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry F When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers... When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs... In between, they are just pushed around...

I'm Still Ahead Marriage Jokes Submitted by stee My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead," I said. She looked mystified. "How do you figure?" "I married better," I replied.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Do It Now Make "someday" happen today. Use the good china tonight, wear the good jacket to the market, and wear your good cologne every day.

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