Joke of the day - Salad Dressings

A Little Help, Please? Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Helly The Bowl says to the spoon, "Spoon, will you please help me with my work today?" The Spoon replies, "Sorry, I have a lot on my plate!"

Salad Dressings Family Jokes Submitted by stee My doctor friend moved his family to a small town in Montana. An Italian American raised in Philadelphia, he wanted his kids to enjoy clean the benefits of air and the outdoors. The locals were thrilled to have a doctor of their own, and were always inviting him and his family over for dinner. During one visit, one of his daughters told a rancher's daughter, "We're Italian." Somewhat confused, the little girl replied, "We're Ranch."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Present In Love Happiness, Sadness, Anger, are all emotions are present in love. Learning to love is finding all of these emotions and letting them blend together into something far greater.

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