Joke of the day - Never Going Away

Early Morning Make-Up Technology Jokes Submitted by RS A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up. Her husband asked the reason. She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

Never Going Away Sport Jokes Submitted by Mary Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever." I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com What Never Was The malcontents of "the good old days" did just like they do today, in that they also longed for the good old days.

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