Joke of the day - The Wedding Ring

Pirate Earrings Misc Jokes Submitted by Bruceh How much does it cost a Pirate to get his ears pierced? A bucc-an-eer!

The Wedding Ring Marriage Jokes Submitted by Douglas Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put? Mother: Put what I put on your father's wedding ring. Daughter: What does it say. I've never seen daddy with it off. Mother: Yes. It's worked very well over the years. It says, "Put it back on!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Checks That Never Bounce Think of your yesterdays as cancelled checks that tell you how you spent your days. Think of today as a blank check just waiting to be spent for what you value now.

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