That's right, another St. Paddy's Day email
| | | KARL DYES EVERYTHING GREEN FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY | | Karl made green eggs and ham for the office. | | However, no one had any because Karl is dangerously misinformed about food safety. | | To make sure everyone was wearing green, Karl put dye in a bunch of different contact lens holders. | | Jack had to leave work to see an optometrist. | | St. Patrick's Day also revealed that Karl needs to look at the keys when he's using a computer. | | We know that because Karl "greened out" his keyboard and had to go "ghost mode." | | Karl's neighbor was upset after he dyed her poodle green. | | Karl assured her it was still the same dog, just a different color. | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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